我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
这几个人肯定不太正常 对吧？ "The A Team's let themselves go a bit, haven't they?"
应该一会儿就有上门的了 伙计们 Should catch something in a bit, guys!
那是嘎子 That's Gaz.
他脑子不太灵光 Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
你怎么说得跟招鸡似的 Why you making it sound like fishing for?
我觉得差不多 Well, I guess it is.
这跟招鸡一点儿都不像 It's nothing like fishing.
完全没有 Nothing at all.
这是斯麦西 And this is Smithy.
没啥肌肉 全是脂肪 Not so much the muscle, more the very, very fat.
我们不能想办法把他叫醒吗 Couldn't we try and, you know, wake him up?
这是亚当 This is Adam.
他刚刚嗑了些碰巧发现的毒品 He's just overdosed on some pills he found.
亚当 Adam!
亚当... Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam,
亚当... Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam!
还有我 彼得 And me.
我在路边搭便车 Hitchhiking at the side of a road
向着离婚和未来勇敢地冒险 on a one-way adventure to divorce and unrealized potential.
我觉得他醒不过来 No, I don't think he wants to.
好像有人来了 Oh, I think I've got a bite!
你们要去杜斯伯里附近吗？ You going anywhere near Dewsbury?
什么？ What?
杜斯伯里 Dewsbury.
你可能完全搞不懂状况 None of this makes any sense to you.
这很正常 Of course it doesn't.
搞懂了就有鬼了 I'd be worried if it did.
让我们从早些时候讲起 Let's go backwards for a moment.
这样你就能明白了 It should all make sense then.
80年代 Ah, the '80s.
一个截然不同的年代 A different time.
人们的头发很多 The hair was massive.
衣服要么太大要么没有 The clothes were either too big or just not there at all.
那时的弗雷多巧克力棒只卖两便士 Freddos cost only two P.
两便士！ Two pence!
而现在你得卖肾才能买得起 Now, you got to sell your lung to afford a Freddo.
在伦敦北部的一所主要是差生的学校里 And in a mostly failing school in North London,
有五个朋友将以一种丢人的方式 five friends were out to the show the world,
走向这个大千世界 in a small and ultimately unsuccessful way,
其实我们比看上去 that we were a little bit cooler
还要更加潇洒 than everyone actually thought we were.
我觉得这真的不太好 I'm really not okay with this.
那就是我 That's me.
彼得 队伍的大脑 Peter, the brains.
有时会短路 但大部分时候很好用 Also the wet flannel, but mostly the brains.
彼得 身高：约171厘米 体重：约60千克 特长：政治 科学
别跟个娘们似的 Stop being such a tampon.
拜托 我们能不能做点别的？ Please, can't we just do something else?
嘘 Shh!
太吵了 Bit noisy.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
那是亚当 That's Adam.
他有次把一个孩子的耳朵钉在了桌子上 Adam stapled a kid's ear to the table once
亚当 身高：182厘米 体重：76千克 特长：（问候）你妈
因为那家伙说他妈妈住在大篷车里 for saying his mum lived in a caravan.
又一个学年就要结束了 Well, another school year is at an end.
那是弗雷泽先生 That's Mr. Frazer.
他的确在一个大篷车里住过 He did used to live in a caravan.
你又搞了什么 Aw, what have you done now?!
弗兰基 Frankie.
没有他 我们也不会聚在一起 Without him, none of us would have met.
弗兰基 身高：约179厘米 体重：约63千克 技能：悄悄勃起
他就像是胶水 虽然胶水不会留长发 He was like the glue, if glue had long hair
也不会痴迷辛迪·劳帕 and a curious obsession with Cyndi Lauper.
辛迪·劳帕：美国创造歌手、制作人、演员、同志权利运动家
你是故意的吗？ Did you do that on purpose?!
瞧你干的好事 Look all you've done!
你是故意把它们倒出来的 You poured those on purpose!
这是嘎子 There's Gaz.
做数学题十根手指不够用的时候 他就很慌 He panics in maths when he runs out of fingers.
嘎子 身高：约173厘米 体重：约63千克 技能：数到189
哦 不！ Oh, no!
你又干什么？ What have you done now, hey?
把它给我！ Give me that!
今年也是我们学校的百年诞辰 This year has also seen the celebration of our centenary.
看看你做了什么 Look at you, look at the mess you've made.
我是模范生 如果我被抓住了怎么办？ I'm a prefect, what if I get caught?
-你叫什么名字 -嘎子 What's your name? - Gaz.
快上 Off you go.
你叫什么名字？ That's right, and what's your name?
噢 Ow!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
昌西被他们吸引住了 Chauncey's distracted.
我来给你放风 I'm gonna go on the lookout.
-明白了吗？ -明白 Got it? - Got it.
还有斯麦西 And Smithy.
世界上最可爱的家伙 The loveliest bloke you'll ever meet.
斯麦西 身高：约177厘米 体重：约86千克 特长：国际象棋
他惹过的唯一一次麻烦 The only time he got in trouble
是从街角的商店偷走了四盒饼干 was when stole a four pack of eclairs from the corner shop.
可我不知道我该干嘛 I don't know what I should do, though.
只要能让人们印象深刻就行了 随便画 Look, as long as they remember it, then it doesn't matter.
为了纪念这100年 To further mark this 100th year,
我们制作了一个纪念性的半身像 we've had a commemorative bust cast.
将在学校图书馆里展出 That will be on display in the school library.
他叫什么名字？ Hey, what is his name?!
看看你搞的这一团糟 Just look at the mess you've made!
嗨 亚当 Hi Adam!
那是内维尔 That's Neville.
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
-你在干什么？ -嗯 What you up to? - Huh?
-能带我一个吗？ -什么？ Can I come? - What?
他和这件事没关系 He's not involved in this.
太棒了 Brilliant.
回头见 See you later, then.
你们这些人都疯了 You are bonkers, all of you!
都疯了！ You're bonkers!
嘿 Hey?
你快把我逼疯了！ You're driving me mad!
还有你 And you!
-离开这条走廊 -对不起 Just get out of this hallway! - Sorry.
赶紧滚就完事儿了 Just get out of here, hey?!
这个周末我们做什么呢？ So, what are we doing this weekend, then?
斯泰西 普尔勒要办个家庭派对 Stacey Puller's having a house party.
太棒了 Brilliant.
-大家都去吗？ -是的 如果你老妈能给我几小时时间的话 Everyone going? - Yeah, if I can pull out of your mum for a couple of hours.
走吧 儿子 Come on, son!
你们好啊 小伙子们 All right, lads!
你为什么穿成那样？ Why are you wearing that?
我做了什么吗？ What have I done?
我只是懒得换衣服 I'm only popping out.
走吧 Come on!
回头见 伙计们 See you later, boys.
把音乐关掉！ Turn that shit off!
好的 All right.
你要来吗？ You coming?
你疯了吗？ Are you mad, fam?!
你就是个傻逼 You prick, bruv!
我没有打电话叫兄弟来捅你算你走运 You're lucky I don't call my brother down here to come and stab you up!
啊 21世纪 Ah, the 21st century.
俄罗斯仍然是那个乱搞事的醉鬼 Russia is still the aggressive drunk at the party,
政府惹了一屁股烂摊子 the government's fucking up all over the place,
每个人都很穷 everybody's poor,
麦当娜依旧让每个人都感到不舒服 and Madonna is making everyone feel uncomfortable.
异教徒！ Pagan!
记住 Remember.
明天有模拟考 So, mocks tomorrow.
到时候见 See you all then.
事情的发展非常有趣 It's funny how things turn out.
我最终进了绍森德学院而不是牛津大学 Oxford turned out to be Southend College,
四年辉煌的教育和人生课程 and four brilliant years of education and life lessons
变成了三年彻头彻尾的折磨 turned out to be three years of fucking torment.
向往的政党政治变成了活动管理 Party politics turned into event management,
走上人生巅峰的希望破灭 and any hope of any success
我在一所花了五年时间想要离开的学校 turned into a decade of teaching grunting teenagers
教了十年叛逆的青少年 in the same school that I spent five years itching to leave.
人生真是妙不可言 It's funny how things turn out.
太特么搞笑了 Absolutely fucking hilarious.
哈德斯先生 Mr. Hudders.
抱歉 各位 Sorry. Sorry, everyone.
早上如何？ Rough morning?
嗯……挺好的 Um. No.
又被加斯搞了 Jazz again.
她很有活力 She's so spirited.
大家都好吗？ Everyone okay?
萨克森夫人 Mrs. Saxon.
-是的 -哦 对不起 - Ah, yes-- - Oh, sorry, just before
我忘了我们应该讨论一下历史项目… I forget, we should discuss history term project--
不 No!
我们有议程！ There is an agenda!
我很遗憾地告诉你 彼得 An agenda, I'm sorry to say, Peter,
议程在你来之前已经写好了 that was written out before you arrived.
你不能就这么随便冲进来 You simply can't bully your way in here--
-冲进来？ -把你要说的东西 - Bully? - And demand that things that you want to be discussed
放在其他事项之前 be put at the top of the Things To Be Discussed List!
不好意思？ Sorry?
议程上的下一项是 Next on the agenda
明天下午的期末会议 is the end of term assembly tomorrow afternoon.
有人想做一次演讲吗？ Would anyone like to make a little speech?
-我不了 -为什么不呢 彼得？ - I'm out. - Peter, why don't you do it?
我觉得这次该其他人… I don't think, I think someone else this time--
我一直很欣赏你演讲的声音 彼得 You know, I've always admired your speaking voice, Peter.
我也是 Same.
里面有一种嗡嗡声 It's got a sort of drone to it.
-嗡嗡声？ -有一种恳求的语气 - Drone? - A sort of pleading to it.
人们只是出于同情才听你的演讲 Eventually, people just listen to you out of pity.
其实我并不想演讲 I actually don't want to do it.
那就这么定了 That's sorted, then.
谢谢 彼得 Cheers, Peter.
所以我一直在想 Right, so, I've been thinking.
我们在一起已经有一段时间了 We've been together a while now.
我觉得我们之间有点分歧 Only, I think we've sort of grown up differently.
我需要雄性激素 你明白吧 I need testosterone, you know?
而你 过于“雌性激素”了 And you're, well, you're just a bit too estrogen.
我就知道你会明白的 I knew you'd understand.
对不起 我不明白 No, sorry, I don't.
你是要离开我吗？ Are you leaving me?
什么 What?
不 No!
你怎么会这样想 Why would you think that?!
-哦 只是… -是你要离开我 - Oh, just for a moment, I-- - You're leaving me.
我已经收拾好你的行李了 I've packed your bags.
对不起 Sorry.
我只是觉得你太娘了 I just don't think you're man enough for me.
你是要赶我走？ You're telling me to leave?
我知道 I know.
但是你懂的 新的开始 But, you know, new beginnings.
对我们双方都有好处 It'll be good for both of us.
你的袋子在楼梯上 Bags are at the top of the stairs.
我们已经结婚快10年了 We've been married nearly 10 years.
是的 挺好的 Yeah, it was nice.
谢谢你做的一切 Thanks, and everything.
我们本来还想要个孩子呢 We were gonna try for a baby.
不过是想想罢了 Mental, wasn't it?
但我们还可以做朋友吧？ But I think we can stay friends, yeah?
我工作才能付这所房子的租金 I work to pay rent for this house.
而你什么都不做 You don't do anything.
应该你走！ You leave!
你… You...
婊子！ Trollop!
被困在不幸福的婚姻中 Being stuck in an unhappy marriage
就像被困在流沙中一样 is a lot like being stuck in quicksand.
大家都说如果你不停挣扎 大惊小怪 Well, people think that if you kick your legs
你会沉得更快 然后没命 and make a fuss, you'll sink more quickly and you'll die,
但那只是个都市传说 but that's just a myth.
大多数人都太高了 不会被完全吞咽 Most people are too tall to be completely swallowed.
就像婚姻一样 And, well, like a marriage, well...
哦 Oh.
我完全忘记了自己刚想说什么 I completely forgot what my point was.
哦 不 Oh, no.
这是上课要用的图示 This, for the lesson, a graphical representation--
我不想知道 彼得 I don't want to know, Peter.
还不错 Not bad.
你好 我能为你做些什么？ Hello, what can I do for you?
彼得 哈德斯 Peter Hudders.
你一点都没变 You haven't changed a bit.
当然 你年纪变大了 Well, you're older, obviously.
抱歉 我不… I'm sorry, I don't...
理查德？ Richard?!
-你好吗 孩子？ -啊 很好 - How are you, son? - Yeah, fine.
天哪 我以为你现在已经死了 God, I thought you'd be dead by now.
还没死 Not yet.
状况如何？ How's things?
不错 很好 Yeah, fine. Great.
你呢？ Well, how are you?
我得了痔疮 I've got piles.
哦 Oh.
你有不小心坐在自己的蛋上过吗？ Have you ever accidentally sat on one of your balls?
应该没有过 Can't say I have, no.
痔疮就是那种感觉 Well, that's what piles are like.
很高兴见到你 Lovely to see you.
太棒了 Brilliant.
你有何贵干？ What do you want?
你不问问弗兰基怎么样吗？ You've not asked how Frankie is.
我前段时间刚和他聊过 I spoke to Frankie not long ago.
在电话上吗？ A phone call?
两年前吗？ Two years ago?
你们年轻的时候可不是这样的 Not like when you were younger.
需要一根撬棍才能把你们分开 You'd need a crowbar to separate you lot back then.
弗兰基现在好吗？ How's Frankie?
他快死了 Dying.
什么？ What?
他得了癌症 Cancer.
睾丸癌 Testicular.
医生说他快没时间了 They say he's not that long left.
狗屎 Shit.
确实是狗屎 Shit indeed, my boy.
是弗兰基让我来的 Frankie sent me.
他想再见见你 He wants to see you again.
-我？ -你们所有人 - Me? - All of you.
亚当 斯麦西 嘎子 你们几个 Adam, Smithy, Gaz, the lot of you.
不知道为什么 Don't know why.
我从来没有真正喜欢过你们 Never really liked any of you.
我不能就这么离开 理查德 I can't just up and leave, Richard.
我有工作 有妻子 I've got work, I've got a wife.
那你为什么要在教室里露宿？ That'd be why you're camping out in your classroom, is it?
好吧 现在我的状况不是很好 Okay, well, things aren't great for me right now,
但是我很抱歉理查德 我很忙 but I'm sorry, Richard, I'm busy.
我已经好几年没见过其他人了 I haven't seen the others for years.
那我觉得是时候再来一次聚会了 About time for a little reunion, then, I'd say.
-理查德… -他只剩一个星期可活了 彼得 - Richard-- - He's got a week, Peter,
那还是最理想的状况 and that's if we're lucky.
我建议你快点动身 I'd hurry up if I were you.
这是他的地址 His address.
他几年前搬到了北方 He moved up north a few years ago.
杜斯伯里 Dewsbury.
天知道为什么 God knows why.
那里到处牛粪味 但他喜欢 Stinks of cow shit, but he likes it.
一个星期 彼得 A week, Peter.
当你还是个孩子的时候 When you're a kid,
你以为你会活很久很久 you assume you'll live forever.
这想法很快就会瓦解 That doesn't last long.
因为你迟早会意识到没有人能一直生龙活虎 Sooner or later, you realize none of us are here for very long.
狗屎 Shit.
在那之后 And after that,
你就会不自觉地 whether you realize it or not,
试着把这个念头抛到脑后 you try and try to push it into the corners.
专注于今天 专注于周末 Focus on today, focus on the weekend
或者是下一个假期 直到你忘记这件事 or the next holiday until you forget.
但是遗忘也不会持续很长时间 But then forgetting doesn't last very long either.
所以 孩子们 这就是上帝发明廉价威士忌的原因 And, kids, that's why God invented cheap whiskey.
啊 Ah.
来一口吧 Knock yourselves out.
演讲 Speech.
去他的演讲 No speech.
嗯 Um.
哦 Oh.
哦对 Oh, yeah.
努力学习 Work hard.
孩子们 努力学习吧 Work hard, guys!
这是你们唯一能做的了 Work hard, it's all you can do!
如果你努力学习 你就可以得到一份很好的工作 If you work hard, you can get a really good job and stuff,
你就不用再回到 and you won't have to come back
这所垃圾学校里来了 to the same dump of a school that you went to.
我待在这里是因为没有人愿意来 I'm only here 'cause nobody else could be assed!
有那么一刻 我觉得这是一个特别好的地方 Now, one time, I thought this was a particularly nice place,
但那一刻是周末 but I think that was a weekend.
我想已经够了 彼得 I think that's quite enough, Peter!
不 我还没说够！ No, I'm fine!
我可以继续 I'm fine!
噢 孩子们 别听我的 Oh, don't listen to me, kids.
听…… Listen...
知道吗 孩子们 Do you know what, kids?
选举说 为什么每个人都必须是混蛋呢？ Election says why does everybody have to be such an asshole?
一个混蛋 An asshole!
混蛋 Asshole.
混蛋 Asshole!
-别 混蛋 -拿上你的东西 彼得 -Don't, asshole! - Get your things, Peter!
你被解雇了 You're fired!
被解雇了 是吗？ - Fired?! Fired, am I?!
你不能解雇我 因为我不干了 You can't fire me, because I quit!
我辞职了 祝你好运 I quit and good luck!
生活有给你指路的小方法 Life has its little ways of showing you the way.
前提是你知道如何辨别那些指示 It's easy if you know how to spot the signs,
但大多数时候这些指示都是些微不足道的东西 but most of the time, the signs are poxy little things
比如赠送的幸运饼干上 in complimentary fortune cookies
一个签了零时工合同的七岁朝鲜孩子写的话 written by a seven-year-old North Korean on a zero-hour contract.
而现在这个情况下 这些指示挺直白的 In this case, the sign was pretty straight forward.
我的奶奶曾经说过 And my nan used to say,
“当宇宙呼叫你时 请接电话” "When the universe calls, answer the phone."
好吧 她没说过那句话 Well, she didn't say it.
但她写下来了 She wrote it down.
那个时候她已经完全疯了 And by that time, she was totally insane,
她是用自己的大便写的 so she'd written it in her own shit.
但重要的是思想 But it's the thought that counts.
该死的 伙计 - Shit, man.
我几个月前才和他说过话 I only spoke to him a few months ago.
他什么也没提 He didn't say anything.
那么你会来吗？ - So, you'll come, then?
我不知道伙计 - I don't know, mate.
这可能有点麻烦 It might be a bit tricky.
为什么？ - Why?
你好 - Oh, hello!
你没跟我说会有客人来 加里 Didn't say we had have visitors, Garry.
对不起 这是彼得 - Sorry, this is Peter.
他是我的老同学 He's an old mate from school.
-哦 -是的 - Oh. - Yeah.
很高兴见到你 - Nice to meet you.
这是艾蕾 This is Elle.
打个招呼 亲爱的 Say hello, darling.
这是你的孩子吗 嘎子 - Your baby, Gaz.
-是的 -你的孩子 - Yeah. - Your.
祝贺你 Bless.
是啊 几个月后她就两岁了 - Yeah, she'll be two in a couple of months.
我们是个快乐的小家庭 Right happy little family, we are, yeah.
她太小了 - Oh, she's so tiny.
你最近一直在度假吗？ You've been holiday recently?
哦 没有 - Oh, no.
我们倒是想 We wish.
不 不 No, no.
史黛西说这种事时有发生 Stacey says that happens sometimes.
-是吗？ -是的 - Did she? - Yeah.
所以离开一段时间可能会有点麻烦 伙计 So, going away for a while might be a bit tricky, mate.
我现在不能留下史黛西一个人 Can't leave Stace on her own, now, can I?
怎么了？ - What's that?
我们的一个伙伴得病了 宝贝 - One of our mates ain't well, babe.
事实上他已经没有多少时间了 In fact, he ain't got long left.
彼得说我们应该去看看他 Pete was saying we should go and see him.
哦 天哪 - Oh, no.
太让人难过了 Aww, that's sad, hey?
你应该去看他 宝贝 Well, you should go, babe.
我会没事的 I'll be all right.
你确定吗？ - Are you sure?
当然 - Yeah, yeah!
你应该去看看你的朋友 You should go see your friend, hey?
我会找个人来满足我的 I'll find someone to occupy me.
或者找个东西 Or something!
东西就好 Not someone!
我在说什么呢？ Oh, what am I like, hey?
当嘎子忙着打理幸福的家庭时 - While Gaz was busy playing happy families,
亚当放弃了对色情明星的追求 Adam had abandoned his quest for porn celebrity,
转而进入了银行业 but he moved into the world of banking instead.
这样一来他就能搞翻更多的人了 This way, he could screw even more people.
伍兹先生取消了今天所有的预约 - Mr. Woods has canceled all his appointments today.
我可以为你们预定明天的时间 I can book you for tomorrow.
我们是老朋友了 - We're old friends.
如果你告诉他我们的名字 If you just tell him our names,
我肯定他会想见我们的 I'm sure he'll want to see us.
好的 - Okay.
伍兹先生 这里有 Mr. Woods, I've got--
我他麻痹的管你奶奶个球 - I don't give two fucking useless sacks of runny shit--
我想我们应该直接上去 - I think we should just go up.
门开了 - Doors opened.
他听起来很生气 彼得 - He seemed really angry, Pete.
很高兴知道他还是老样子 - Well, it's nice to know he hasn't changed.
亚当 在吗？ Adam?
是彼得 It's Peter.
和嘎子 - And Gaz.
你的同学 - From school.
你还好吧？ Are you all right?
也许他正在给自己放假 - Maybe he's having a moment to himself.
什么？ - What?
史黛西有时也会这样做 - Well, Stace does that sometimes.
她感觉压力很大的时候 她就离开几天 When she gets stressed out, she goes away for a few days.
回来之后就会开心不少 And when she comes back, she's much happier.
听好了嘎子 - You know, Gaz,
我们得找时间谈谈这件事 we need to have a little chat about that at some point.
亚当？ Adam?
我们要进去了 We're coming in.
-我靠 -天呐 Fucking hell! - Jesus!
快点找点东西割绳子把他弄下来 - Quick, get something to cut him down with!
没事的 亚当 It's all right, Adam!
我在呢 我在呢 I've got you! I've got you!
滚开 - Fuck off!
这没有用啊！ - It's not working!
你这个二百五 - You fucking phlegm sacks!
你拿的什么？ - What is it?!
勺子 - A spoon!
哦你他妈的啊 - Oh, for fuck's sake!
怎么了？ - What?
我不知道你为什么这么激动 I don't know what you're getting so worked up about!
你刚刚想要自杀 - You were gonna to kill yourself!
那又怎样 天天都有人自杀 - So what, people do it all the time!
但是你为什么要那样做呢？ - But why would you even try that?!
事情不可能那么糟糕 I mean, it can never be as bad as that!
我操 - Fuck me!
如果你有我的工作你也会这么做的 You would too if you had my job.
他们想告我欺诈 彼得 They're trying to pin me for fraud, Peter.
什么时候起 在文件上签别人的名字也算是欺诈了？ I mean, since when is signing other people's names on documents been considered fraudulent?
我想一直都是如此 亚当 - Quite a while, I think, Adam.
那些银行家都是混蛋 They're all fuckers, bankers.
他们脑子里 They haven't got a single fucking
-一个脑细胞都没有 -哦狗屎 brain cell between them. - Oh, shit!
我的眼睛 My eye.
啊 Ah!
我瞎了 I'm blind!
哦 他妈的 Ah! - Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
还有这该死的东西永远停不下来 And this fucking thing never fucking stops!
康诺斯 听我说你这该死的大屁股 Connors, listen to me you fucking fanny clot!
如果你再打电话给这个号码 If you ever call me on this fucking number again, 我会找到你第一个孩子的学校地址 so help me, God, I will find the address of your first-born's school
然后下个星期一早上开一辆空客飞机 and I will fly a fucking airbus into it
送那个学校上天 first thing Monday fucking morning!
滚你妈的 Now, fuck off!
那么你们两个傻逼需要我做什么呢？ Well, what can I do for you two clownish sponges anyway?
弗兰基快死了 - Frankie's dying.
那可不太妙 - That's not good.
他可能撑不过这一周 - He might not last the week.
他爸爸来找我 His dad came to see me.
弗兰基想要见我们 Frankie wants to see us.
反正不去看他我也会坐牢的 - Well, it's either that or I very probably go to jail.
我要坐副驾驶 I call shotgun.
斯麦西更难找到 Smithy was harder to find.
几年来没有人有他的消息了 No one had heard from him for a few years.
当一个中年男人消失的时候应该去哪里找他呢？ And where do you go when a middle-aged man disappears?
去他妈家 His mother's.
我没想到会再见到你们 - I never thought I'd see you boys again.
斯麦西说他很久没见到你们了 Smithy said he's not seen you in a long while.
我们的一个朋友得了癌症 麦多斯太太 - One of our friends has cancer, Mrs. Meadows.
你还记得弗兰基吗？ You remember Frankie?
哦 真遗憾 - Oh, that's a shame.
他是那个帅小伙 He was the handsome one.
我记得 I remember.
所以我们都要去看他 - So, we were all going to go and see him.
一起去 Together.
但是因为我们很久没见过斯麦西了 But because we've not seen Smithy for such a long time,
我们不知道该去哪里找他 we sort of don't know where to look.
他今晚在酒吧 - He's at the pub tonight.
他有个约会 He's on a date.
什么？ - A what?
我今晚真的很紧张 - And I was really nervous about tonight.
你是做什么的？ - So, what do you do?
我从事尔铜服务… - I work with Sild Chervice...
儿童服务 Child services.
不会吧 - No way!
我小时候就是被收养的 I was a foster kid!
哦 是吗？ - Oh, were you?
你不会也是被虐待的孩子吧？ You weren't one of the abused kids, were you?
因为有很多这样的人 'Cause there is a lot of them.
没错 - Exactly.
这能有多难呢？ I mean, how hard is it?
经济必须发挥作用 The economy has to work.
不然的话 我们努力工作 If not, we're just working our asses off,
还要等着债务把我们吞噬 waiting for the debt swallow us up!
那我们成啥样了？ And what would that make us?
希腊人吗 Greek?!
-希腊人 - Greek.
你好吗 胖子？ - All right, fatty?
我简直不敢相信 - I can't believe it.
我以为弗兰基会长生不老的 I thought Frankie would live forever.
我知道 - I know.
那么你要来吗？ So, you'll come, then?
我们明天早上第一件事就是找个大巴 We'll get a coach first thing tomorrow morning.
他妈的大巴？ - A fucking coach?
我才不坐大巴 I am not getting on a fucking coach.
你的车呢？ What's wrong with your car?!
切尔西拿走了 - Chelsea's taking it.
那么你要来吗？ So, you'll come, then?
是的 当然 - Yeah, definitely.
天呐 Jesus.
好吧 那就说好了 - Well, that's sorted, then.
干杯 伙计们 Ladies, raise your glasses.
致弗兰基 To Frankie.
致弗兰基 - To Frankie.
这引人深思 不是吗？ - Makes you think, doesn't it?
一切事物都转瞬即逝 Everything's so temporary.
没有什么是永恒的 Nothing lasts.
无论你做什么 无论你说什么 Whatever you do, whatever you say,
都没有意义 因为这一切都会消失 it means nothing 'cause it all comes down to this.
朋友也好 回忆也好 Friends, memories--
闭嘴 - Just shut up.
酒保 来八品脱啤的 十二连杯烈的 然后一瓶苹果酒 Barman, eight pints, twelve shots, a yard of White Ace,
还要这些人要点什么我都包了 and whatever these wank bags are having.
是的 我当然要去 - Yes, of course I'm in!
我又没有让人送我回家 Well, I didn't asked to be fucking walked home, did I?!
这又不是特么的西部故事 It's not West Side fucking Story!
不 我还没看到呢 No, I haven't seen it!
不 我不会迟到的 No, I won't be late.
是的 我会准时到的 滚吧 Yes, I'll be there on time, oh, fuck off!
晚上好 伍兹先生 - Good evening, Mr. Woods.
伊斯拉夫！ - Yslav!
多洛霍夫 Dolohov.
哇 六个月没见了吧？ What is it, six months?
天啊 时间过得真快 God, doesn't time fly?!
你可能是为了钱而来 但是我… You're probably here about the money, but I--
八个月了 伍兹先生 - Eight months, Mr. Woods.
八个月 Eight!
我们等着你的电话 We waited for your call.
我们什么也没等到 所以我们来找你 We hear nothing, so we come find you.
我们警告过你不准耍花招 And we told you we would if you played with us.
我们给了你两次最后通牒 一次最后警告 Final demand, last warning, and final demand.
你还是没有把我的钱准备好 伍兹先生 You do not have my money, Mr. Woods.
我猜你是不想还钱了 And I think that you don't want to give it back!
什么？ 不要！ - What?! God, no!
不 带我去自动取款机 No, look, just take me to the cashpoint!
-我已经有钱了 -我们不会给你机会了 伍兹先生 I've got it-- - You will not go to the cashpoint, Mr. Woods!
你知道如果没有把我的钱拿回来会发生什么事 You knew what would happen if I did not get my money back!
多洛霍夫 把他从楼梯上扔下去
然后再把他带回来 把他手指割掉
一根不留
什么 他说了什么？ - What? What did he say?!
他在说什么？ What's he saying?!
你们要干嘛？ What's happening?!
你要干什么？ What are you doing?!
我拿到钱了 I've got the money!
别这样 No need for this!
我拿到钱了 真的啊 I've got the money, I've got the money!
我的背
我想我伤到了我的背
你的背怎么了？
我特么才不管
把这个混蛋扔到楼下去
可是我受伤了
我说过美国人太胖了
但你说不行 把他扔到绞肉机里去
再把他拉出来
把他的腿锯掉
这活也太多了
你觉得我们现在看起来像是专业人士吗？
我才不管
我背痛
你觉得他会有止痛贴膏吗？
你真是个没用的蠢蛋
我要去厕所看看
-多洛霍芙 -是多洛霍夫
这主意糟透了 - This is terrible idea.
我的年纪经不起这么折腾了 - I'm too old for all of this.
我们按时到了 - Well, we made it on time.
去他妈的按时 - About fucking time.
可笑 真他妈的可笑 Ridiculous, just fucking ridiculous!
早知道我特么还不如走路 I might just well have fucking walked,
你一小时都开不了九英里 seeing as you can't drive more than nine fucking miles an hour!
真他妈的浪费 Fucking waste of skin.
有必要那么凶吗？ - Was that really necessary?
当然没有 - Absolutely not.
你知道她的名字吗？ - Do you even know her name?
这有什么关系吗？ - Why does that matter?
总之 嘎子在哪里？ Anyway, where's Gaz?
我的天哪 - Oh, Jesus Christ.
你他妈的怎么了？ - The fuck's wrong with you?
一定是昨晚那个烤肉串 - Oh, must've been that kebab last night.
哦 天呐 Oh, Jesus.
车上有厕所的吧？ There's a toilet on the coach, ain't there?
有的 伙计 - Yes, son.
-太好了 -用一次20便士 - Brilliant. - Yours to use for just 20 P a go.
用一次厕所要20便士吗？ - 20 P to use the toilet?
这是敲诈 That's extortion!
我不知道那是什么意思 伙计 - Don't know what that means, mate,
你也可以把你的小王八从窗户里伸出去 but feel free to stick your wang out of the window.
有人试过 Some have tried.
有人甚至都没开始尿 Some have even managed not to have it
就被一辆路过的卡车带走了 knocked off by a passing truck.
好 那么都上车吧 Right, then, ladies and gents, all aboard!
-你好 -早上好 - Hello? - Good morning,
是哈德斯先生吗？ is that Mr. Peter Hudders speaking?
是的 是我 - Yes, speaking.
我只是打个电话来问问 - Just a quick courtesy call
你对超级便宜的人寿保险有没有兴趣 to see if you were interested in a limited range of super cheap life insurance.
不 我不感兴趣 - No, I'm not interested.
-谢谢 -我很遗憾听到这个消息 Thank you. - I'm sorry to hear that,
哈德斯先生也许我们可以让你感兴趣—— Mr. Hudders, perhaps we could interest you--
不不 我说不 - No, no, I said no.
对 我要挂了 Right, I'm disconnecting.
好吧 我要挂了 Okay, right, I'm disconnecting.
那是谁？ - Who was that?
推销员 - Salespeople.
天知道他们从哪里得到这些号码的 God knows where they get their numbers from.
他们是从一个巨大的数据库中收集到的 - Oh, well, they collect them on a huge database.
而且不仅仅是电话号码 And it's not just phone numbers.
短信 互联网搜索记录都有 Texts, internet searches.
真的吗 - That's not true, is it?
-是的 -不 不是 - It is, it is, it is. - It isn't, it isn't,
-不是真的 -就是这样 it isn't, it isn't. - It is, it is,
-是 是 是 -不是 不是 it is, it is, it is. - It isn't, it isn't,
-不是 不是 -就是 it isn't, it isn't! - It is!
-不是 -就是 - It isn't! - It is!
-不是这样 -是这样 - It isn't. - It is.
-不是 -确实如此 - Isn't. - But it is.
所以我建议你小心点 So, I'd watch out if I were you.
早上好 我是“快速连接”的乔迪 - Good morning, it's Jodie calling
我们能帮您找到最划算的买卖— from Fast Connection where getting you the number one deal--
你刚刚来过电了 - Yeah, you just called.
我不感兴趣 I'm not interested.
我只是打个电话问问 - It's just a courtesy call 你对我们超级便宜的保温阁楼感不感兴趣 to see if you're interested in our super cheap range of loft insulation.
你做了什么？ - What have you done?
没什么 - Nothing.
厕所堵住了 Toilet wouldn't flush.
他肯定像个圣诞节歌手一样拉了个爽 - He's emptied his wringer like a fat carol singer.
说不定还是烤肉味的 He's at an ass staff from his doner kebab.
一大盘热乎乎的玩意儿 He's left a platter of splatter matter.
他肯定爱死那些玩意儿了 He had a close encounter with the turd kind.
很好 - Excellent.
我特么也要尿尿啊 I need to pee too, for fuck's sake!
臭吗？ Does it smell?
哦 天哪 Oh, God!
哦 Oh!
哦不 Oh, no.
好吧 No, okay.
好的 Okay.
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
哦 上帝 Oh, God--
哦 他妈的 Oh, for fuck's sake.
妈的干什么？ Bloody what?!
对不起先生 我们的上次通话好像意外断开了 - Sorry about that, sir, we seemed to have lost you during that last call.
我打个电话问问你是否有兴趣试一下我们 Just a quick call to see if you were interested in
特殊的批发胯部摩擦棒 a special deal of wholesale crotch rub.
我他妈不想要什么胯部摩擦棒 - I don't want fucking crotch rub!
好的 没问题 先生 - Right, no problem, sir.
那您对优惠感兴趣吗？ Now, would you be interested in a special deal, sir,
我们提供25%的报销 where we provide a 25% reimbursement--
快滚 - Just fuck off!
25%？ 25%?
好像很不错 That's pretty good.
很实惠啊 That's pretty good, actually.
别挂 别挂 说得详细点 Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, say more, say more.
是的 我最近 Yeah, no, so, yeah, I have recently become
需要一个新房子 所以 继续说 in need of a new house, so go on, go on, go on, yeah--
我们的售楼处每两个月开放六次 - Our show home scheme is just six viewings every two months.
好的 很好 - Right, yes, fine, yes.
六次吗？ Six?
对 六次 - Indeed, just six.
-那太好了 继续说 - That's great, go on, yeah--
你听起来很感兴趣 先生 - You sound quite interested, sir.
需要我在你方便的时候 Could I possibly arrange for you to call
给你安排一次和售楼处的电话约谈吗 our show home department at a time convenient for you?
好的 好的 - Yes, yes, yes.
我需要做什么—— What do I need to do--
你什么都不需要做 先生 - You don't need to do anything, sir.
我这就给你找电话号码 I'll just find the number for you now.
好的 快点 快 - Yes, quickly, yes!
快快快 Quickly, quickly--
我在尽我所能 先生 - Going as fast as I can, sir.
但是 等等 等等 - But, wait, wait!
-快点 -对不起 先生 Quickly! - I'm sorry, sir,
但我还要走一遍程序 but there is a protocol to follow
还没有找到那个电话号码 and I am yet to find the number for you.
请您耐心等待—— If you would please just be patient--
哦天哪 我没时间耐心等待了 - Oh, God, I do not have time to be patient!
你正在慢慢沉到一堆屎里面 You are slowly sinking into a runny pile of shit!
啊 我找到了 先生 Ah, here it is, sir.
-号码是0800-634-7754 -等等 Number is 0800-634-7754. - Wait!
不 No!
需要我重新读一下这个数字吗？ - Would you like me to reread the number?
是的 是的 - Yes, yes!
-好的先生 0800-634—— - Certainly, sir, it's 0800-634--
不 不 - No, no!
不不不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
哦 天哪 Oh, God!
哦不 Oh, no!
哦 天哪 Oh, God!
狗屎 Shit.
哦 草 Oh, shit.
哦我草 Oh, shit.
哦上帝 Oh, God.
你尿了八百年啊 伙计 - You were ages, mate.
为什么我他妈的闻到了屎味？ - Jesus Christ, why the fuck do I smell ass diesel?!
不是我 - It wasn't me!
哦伙计 是你 - Oh, mate, it's you.
你该不会 - You didn't.
我的妈呀 彼得 - Jesus Christ, Peter!
别担心伙计 - Don't worry, mate.
气味应该过一会儿就没了 Smell probably goes away in a little while.
是的 - Yeah.
醒醒 Come on.
我们到了 We're here.
对 有个小问题 Right, so, little issue.
我们应该要去杜斯伯里 We're meant to be in Dewsbury.
然后呢？ - Yes?
这里不是杜斯伯里 - We're not in Dewsbury.
不是？ - No?
我们在切斯特 - We're in Chester.
切斯特 - Chester.
切斯特 Chester.
切斯特 英格兰一个偏僻到 Chester, as in that little slice of England
根本没有人会提到它的小角落 that no one gives a fucking shit about!
-其实这地方还… - Actually, it's meant to be quite a nice--
-切斯特离杜斯伯里还有十万八千里呢 - As in Chester there's miles and miles the fucking away from Dewsbury!
我们都到这里了 - We are where we are.
也没有那么远了 所以 We're not that far away, so--
那么我们现在怎么办？ - So, what are we gonna do now?
已经很晚了 - It's late.
我们应该找一家旅馆 We should find a hotel.
旅馆是吗？ - Hotel, is it?
你们可以去“露点”旅馆 You want The Nip Slip.
店主多丽丝是我的好朋友 Doris is a good friend of mine.
她会照顾你们的 She'll see you right.
费尔兄弟街 走10分钟就到了 Fairbrother Street, 10 minutes up the road.
哦 谢谢 伙计 - Oh, cheers, mate.
你们真是一点都没变啊 - You lot haven't changed, have you?
还和学校里一样没用 Just all the same useless cunts you were at school!
一个白痴 一个自杀失败的人 - A moron, a semi-suicidal tosser,
我和我沾满屎的胳膊 me with my shitty arm, and a man who would probably eat
还有一个几小时没吃到糖可能就会吃人的家伙 the others if he went without sugar for a few hours,
走进了一家旅馆 walk into a hotel,
听起来像是个玩笑的开头 不是吗？ sounds like the beginning of a joke, doesn't it?
而且真的是这样 And, in many ways, it was.
一个大大的干你娘人生笑话 One big funny ha-ha-ha fuck-my-life joke.
你们这些男孩子可真晚啊 - You boys were out late.
我们坐错车了 - Yeah, we ended up on the wrong coach.
-嘿 瞧瞧你们 - Hey, what are you like!
不过我也没资格说什么 I'm not one to talk, though, I suppose.
我和我的荷加斯 Me and my Hogarth, God bless him,
一年夏天我们被关在泰国的一个牢房里 we were locked up in a cell in Thailand
关了整整一个月 for a whole month one summer.
他们太残忍了 Such a cruel race.
我是说 他就不能温柔一点吗 I mean, a little bit of Charlie never hurt nobody, did it?
那你们喜欢什么体位？ So, how do you swing, then?
这种事我一眼就能看出来 You, I know a bottom when I see one.
不 - No.
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
不不 No, no.
我们是在去看朋友的路上 We are on the way to see a friend.
他生病了 He's not very well.
是癌症 It's cancer.
哦 很难缠的疾病 - Oh, nasty disease.
糟透了 Terrible.
荷加斯也是那么死的吗？ - Is that how Hogarth died?
哦 不 不 - Oh, no, love, no, no.
他是被那只花边面具带走的 It was the gimp mask that killed him.
拉链卡在了嘴上 Zip jammed on the mouth.
但我起诉了那家公司 But I sued the company.
用那些钱买了这个地方 Used the money to buy this place.
不不不不不不不不 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
不不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no!
哦上帝 Oh, God.
哦天哪 Oh, my God!
给老子小声点 - Keep the bloody noise down!
亚当 嘎子 - Adam! Gaz!
他们搞起来了！ They're all shagging!
我的妈呀 - Fuck's sake, mate!
把它收起来 Put it away!
有什么事吗 亲爱的？ - Is something the matter, love?
你们都是怪胎 - You're all freaks!
嗯 - Mm.
-早上好 - Good morning.
我们有几个问题想问你 We have a few questions we like to ask you.
-哦 是吗？ - Oh, aye?
要是我不愿意回答呢？ What if I don't fancy answering no questions, eh?
-那我就切掉你的… - Then I cut off...
嘴唇？ The lips?
-嘴唇 -嘴唇 - Da, the lips. - Lips.
-嘿 昨晚场面有点失控 - Hey, such a carry on last night.
我还以为你和你的朋友都知道了呢 I just assumed you and your friends knew.
我们在《滥交文摘》中得到了高度的评价 We're highly reviewed in Swinger's Digest.
我们去年还赢了“口交杯”呢！ We even won a Blowie last year!
嘎子和斯麦西在哪里？ - Where's Gaz and Smithy?
我怎么知道 - Why the fuck should I know?
我们赶紧离开这里 - Let's just get out of here.
这是我们的一个小礼物袋 - Here's a little gift bag from us.
你的收据也在里面 Your receipts are inside.
谢谢 多丽丝 再见 - Thanks, Doris. See you again.
哦 这个太棒了 - Ooh, it's lovely, that.
这个可以让你的丁丁尝起来像草莓 Makes your bits taste like strawberry.
不要 - Don't.
滚开 滚 Get off! Get off!
你太冷淡了 - You're so frigid.
我不冷淡 - I am not frigid!
我没有 I'm not!
我只是想和一群喜欢滥交的老太婆老头子 I just draw the line at being passed around
划清界限 a group of grandparents like nibbles at a party!
哦 放松点好吗？ - Oh, lighten up, will you?
给斯麦西打电话 Ring Smithy.
你打 - You ring Smithy.
嘿 伙计 - Oi, laddie.
你和嘎子在一起吗？ Are you with Gaz?
我不管 你人在哪里？ I don't care, where are you?!
在哪里？ Where?
哦 Oh.
好了吗？ - All right?
我不会进去的 - I'm not getting in that.
你从哪儿弄到的？ - Where did you get it?
我和斯麦西今天早上出去散步了 - Me and Smithy went for a walk this morning.
我们遇到了一个想要处理掉车的家伙 We met this guy trying to get rid of his car.
他人可好了 Dead nice.
他说如果我让他拍几张照片 And he said we could have it for free
就把这车子送给我 if I let him take a few photos of me.
什么 - What?
嘎子 他碰你了吗？ Gaz, did he touch you?
不 没干奇怪的事情 - No, nothing funny.
我只是穿着内裤让他给我拍了几张照片 I just let him take a few photos of me in my pants.
完全没有被侵犯 It was dead innocent.
是吗 - Was it?
-我不会进去的 - I'm not getting in it.
外观不重要 不是吗？ - It doesn't matter what it looks like, does it?
对 只要它能让我们找到弗兰基 - No, as long as it gets us to Frankie.
我不管 我不会进去的 - I don't give a shit, I'm not getting in it.
我不会上车的 I'm not going in the car.
没门 It's not happening.
这辈子都不行 It's not gonna happen, not on my fucking life.
穿过全国 与时间赛跑 - A race against time, across the country
见我们垂死的朋友最后一面 to see our dying friend for one last time,
这不能再感人了 it couldn't be more heart-breaking,
但在一辆车牌号写着RIM JOB(舔屁眼)的车子里就没那么感人了 but it could've been in a car that didn't have RIM JOB as the number plate.
今天早上多丽丝怎么样？ - And how was Doris this morning?
我不想听到她的名字 谢谢你 - I don't want her name mentioned around me, thank you.
我真不知道你在生什么气 - Don't see what the fuss was about, really.
好吧你不是那个被猥亵的人 - Well, you weren't the one being molested,
对吧 斯麦西？ were you, Smithy?
我觉得你也不会在意的 对吧？ - Don't suppose you'd mind, would you, Smithy?
总有一天你得破处 Need to pop your cherry one day.
滚蛋 - Fuck off!
我不是处男 I'm not a virgin.
别傻了 - Don't be silly.
你当然是 Of course you are.
我不是 - I'm not.
哦别烦他了 亚当 - Oh, leave him alone, Adam.
我希望我再多等一会儿 伙计 I wish I'd waited a bit longer, mate.
把你的童贞给火腿三明治 - Losing your virginity to a ham sandwich
并不算数对吧 嘎子？ doesn't really count, does it, Gaz?
闭嘴 亚当 - Shut up, Adam.
无论如何你一定是个处男 - And anyway, you can't not be a virgin.
你所有的时间都和我们在一起 You spent all of this time wrapped around us.
我不是处男 - I'm not a virgin.
-你是 -我不是 - You are! - I'm not!
可你就是 - But you are, though!
我们真的要这样吗？ - Are we really doing this?
你第一次做爱 - First time you had sex.
说吧 Go.
那是在… - It was at...
-我不能说 -不 你说不出来 I can't. - No, you can't
因为根本没有 'cause there isn't one.
有的 - There is.
是的 我们相信你 - Yeah, we believe you.
她现在也在车里吗 Is she in the car with us now?
你知道吗 亚当 - You know what, Adam,
我打赌我肯定比你先破的处 I bet I lost my virginity before you did!
你可拉倒吧 - Oh, like fuck you did.
谁会看这你那长满粉刺的粉脸想着 Who'd have looked at that pink acne'd face and thought,
“哎呀 我想和他来一发”？ "I'll have a slice of that pudding"?
这也根本不关你的事 - Well, if it's any of your business, Adam--
如果你撒了你的种子 - If you've spread your seed,
我想就和每个人都有关系 I think it's the world's business!
你可真可爱 It's quite sweet, really.
你不需要对我们撒谎 Don't need to lie to us.
-我没有说谎 -不 你当然没有 - I'm not lying. - No, of course you're not.
-他有 -我没有 He is. - I'm not!
-那么对象是谁呢 肥仔？ - So, who was it, then, chubby?!
她是谁？ Who was she?!
-省省吧 -谁会操你？ - Just leave it, will you? - Who would fuck you?!
-你为什么要知道？ -他妈的是谁？ - Why do you need to know?! - Who'd fuck that?!
-你为什么要追问？ -那没用的东西？ - Why are you pushing at it?! - That useless piece of shit?!
-这不关你的事 -没人会— - It's none of your business! - No one would--
算了吧 亚当 - Just leave it, Adam!
-没有人会 -卡麦克尔夫人 - No one would-- - Mrs. Carmichael!
卡麦克尔夫人？ - Mrs. Carmichael?
音乐老师？ - The music teacher?
-是的 - Yeah.
卡麦克尔夫人 那个音乐老师吗？ - Mrs. Carmichael the music teacher?
是的 - Yes!
真的吗 - Fuck off.
你确定吗？ - Are you sure?
我很确定 嘎子 - I'm pretty sure, Gaz.
我的天哪 - Jesus Christ.
我要吐了 - I'm gonna be sick.
你真的确定以及肯定吗？ - Are you really sure?
是的 嘎子 - Yes, Gaz!
有一节课后我留下了 然后她… I stayed behind one lesson and she sort of--
试了试你的小笛子？ - Tried out your flute?
-不我们只是 -弹奏了一些地方？ - No, we just-- - Hit some notes?
不 我—— - No, I--
你啪啪啪地打了鼓？ - Banged her drums?
彼得 - Peter!
我要吐了 - I am gonna be sick.
那么现在你知道了 - So, now, you know.
我不是处男 I'm not a virgin.
我的上帝啊 - Jesus Christ.
好吧 我觉得我需要喝一杯缓缓 - Well, think I need a drink after that.
还有味道吗？ - Can you still smell it?
我想已经没那么浓了 - I think it's faded now, mate.
能来点薯片吗？ - Do I want crisps?
他妈的 - Shitting fuck!
我要躲起来 大家都躲起来 Hide me! Everybody hide!
什么？ - What? Hey?
哦 天哪 那是 - Oh, my God, it's--
哇 - Wow!
怎么可能 No way!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God, wow.
-嗨 伙计们 -内维尔？ Hi guys! - Neville?
对 是内维尔 - Yeah, it's the old Nevillator.
你们在这干什么？ What are you doing here?
多久没见了? How long's it been?
大概26年7个月23天？ What, 26 years, seven months, three weeks, and two days?
那可太久了 That's ages.
我巴不得再过一个世纪 - Another century wouldn't go amiss!
我们现在在… - We're on our way to--
找一个地方 Oh, to a thing.
你在这干嘛？ What you doing here?
我在去参加葬礼的路上 停下来吃饭 - Oh, stops off for a carvery on the way to a funeral.
太巧了 不是吗 Mad, isn't it?
简直了 - Mental.
很遗憾听到你被甩的消息 彼得 - Sorry to hear about your breakup, Peter.
你怎么知道我被甩的事？ - How'd you know about my breakup?
脸书上看的 - Oh, Facebook.
脸书上啥都有 Facebook's brilliant.
我关注你们好久了 I've been following you lot for ages.
太巧了 不是吗 Mad, isn't it?
可我没开通脸书啊 - But I'm not on Facebook.
我知道 但是切尔西开了 - I know, but Chelsea is.
她看起来挺高兴的 Yeah, she seems really happy.
绝了 - Brilliant.
她真的绿了你吗？ - Is it true that she cheated on you?
她真的把你赶出去了？ Is it true she threw you out?
你现在住哪？ Where are you staying now now?
如果你愿意 可以和我凑合睡 You can stay with me on my bed seat if you like.
我想我自己能应付 多谢了 内维尔 - I think I can manage, thanks, Neville.
很好 - Cool!
你孩子真可爱 嘎子 Cute kid, Gaz!
她多大了？ How old is she?
我要去撒个尿 - I'm going for a piss.
哦 实际上她 - Oh, yeah, she's gonna be two
再过几个月就两岁了 in a couple of months, actually, yeah.
你是怎么知道艾蕾的？ How did you know about Elle?
我在脸书上和斯泰西是好友 - I'm friends with Stacey on Facebook.
-哦 是吗？ -是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
你们见过吗？ - Have you guys met?
见过一次 - Yeah. Once.
她下面有个超炫酷的纹身 Killer tattoo she's got.
我都不知道可以在那里纹身 I didn't know you could get a tattoo there.
好了 我要去看看那辆旧的小货车 Anyway, just gonna go check on the old pussy wagon.
回见 伙计们 In a bit, homies!
偏偏遇上他 - Of all the people.
脸书 - Facebook.
真是坨狗屎 What a load of rubbish.
他刚刚那些话是什么意思？ - What did he mean about Stace?
我草 - Fuck's sake!
你他妈的靠过来干嘛 You're supposed to leave a fucking space!
最基本的礼节懂不懂 It's basic fucking manners!
太巧了 不是吗？ - Mad, isn't it?
你说呢 - Isn't it?
所以你们要去哪？ - So where are you off to?
哦 滚 - Oh, fuck's sake!
啊 好吧 - Ah, fair dos.
能带上我吗？ Can I come?
我们能在那个黄鼠狼 - Can we leave right now
走出厕所之前离开吗？ before that fuck weasel comes out of the toilet?
啊 感谢老天…我草 - Ah, thank God for, oh, for fuck's sake.
亚当 你没洗手 - Adam, you didn't wash your hands.
你好吗 亚当 All right, Adam?
很奇妙 不是吗？ Mad, this, isn't it?
我 一直 非常 讨厌你 - I have always disliked you immensely.
嘎子 上路 Gaz, onwards.
有人想吃马球吗？ - Does anyone want a Polo?
哦 来点 - Oh, yeah.
好 给 - Yeah, go on.
哦 Oh.
谢谢 - Thank you.
嘎子 你说这车子是谁送的来着？ - Gaz, who did you say you got the car from again?
什么？ - What's that?
哦 Oh.
一个好心人 He was really nice.
我想他可能是个基佬 I think he might have been a bit gay.
-不 我确定那个好心人 - No, I'm sure the nice man
拍你内裤的照片只是给他老婆看 just took pictures of you in your pants to show his wife.
真的吗？ - Really?
为什么我觉得这会是一段漫长的旅程？ - Why do I get the feeling this is gonna be a long ride?
哦 我不知道 - Oh, I don't know.
-大笨蛋 - 白痴
该死的 布莱恩 你为什么停下来？ - Bloody hell, Brian, what you stop for?
你差点把我的眼珠子弄出来！ You near had my eye out!
早上好 亲爱的 Morning, dears.
要双人间吗？ Room for two?
你在干什么 彼得？ - What you doing, Pete?
我要给那个该死的旅店留个差评 - I'm leaving a review for that hell hole.
“放荡”怎么拼的? How do you spell debauched?
D E B …O R C H ？ - D-E-B, uh, O-R-C-H?
-不对 看起来不对 - No, that doesn't look right.
亚当 你说该怎么拼 我的天哪 Adam, how do you spell, Jesus Christ!
彼得 - Peter!
见鬼 他吃了屎吗 - Shit, he looks terrible!
你第二个鼻子哪来的 - Where did you get the second nose from?
贵吗？ Was it expensive?
他在说什么？ - What's he saying?
-我觉得他嗑嗨了 - I think he's high!
亚当 你嗑了什么东西吗？ Adam, have you taken something?
亚当？ Adam?
亚当 你嗑了什么？ Adam, what have you taken?
这些是啥？ What are these?!
这哪来的 Where did this come from?!
好吧 那个拍了不雅照的家伙 Okay, so, the guy handing out the cars for indecent images
也是个毒品贩子 是吧？ is also a drug dealer too, is he?
干得漂亮 嘎子 Well, well done, Gaz!
干得漂亮 Well fucking done!
亚当 看着我 Adam, look at me! 你刚刚嗑了一堆致幻的毒品 You've taken a vicious cocktail of various hallucinogenic drugs!
彼得 你太油腻了 - Peter, you're so oily.
油腻？ - Oily?!
去你妈的 我才不油腻 You prick, I'm not oily!
我爸 我爸要是知道了 - My dad, my dad, when he finds out about this,
肯定会把你变成卫生巾 he'll have you turned into tampons.
然后塞进希拉里迷人的下水道里 And shoved into Hillary's nice love vag.
小心橘子！ Beware the tangerine!
谢谢你八辈祖宗 - Thank fuck for that.
他还没死 - Well, he's not dead.
只是昏过去了 Just unconscious.
我们不送他去医院吗？ - Don't we need to get him to a hospital?!
他可能得洗胃啊 I mean, he might need his stomach pumped!
我们没时间了 - We haven't got time!
我们得去找弗兰基 We need to get to Frankie!
哦 别吐 Oh, don't!
他会没事的 - He'll be fine.
还有人要吃马球吗？ Who wants another Polo?
没有 - No!
哦 我喜欢角色扮演 - Oh, I do love role-playing.
这让我想起我的荷加斯 It reminds me of the time
把我锁在地下室一个月的时候 my Hogarth locked me in the basement for a month.
他演了一回出色的约瑟夫·弗里茨勒 Oh, he did a brilliant Josef Fritzl.
约瑟夫·弗里茨勒：奥地利性侵犯 在地下室中性侵女儿24年
-口音太正了 -有四个人来过 是吧？ The accent was spot on. - Four men came here, yes?
-你要说具体点 亲爱的 - You'll have to be a bit more specific, love.
-昨天 来过四个男人 - Yesterday, four men.
他们在哪？ Where are they?
哦 你是说彼得和他的朋友们啊 - Oh, you mean Peter and his friends.
哦 他们不是同性恋 你们知道吗？ Oh, they're not gay, you know, boys?
你们不走运 You're out of luck.
哦 当然 我并没有在评判任何人 Oh, not 'cause I'm judging, of course.
我的朋友米奇 我们叫他“不剪毛米奇” 只是我们的小… My friend Mickey, Uncut Mick we call him, just our little--
-他们在哪？ - Where are they?!
米奇和保罗？ - Mickey and his Paul?
我想在加纳利吧 The Canary's, I think.
大家都说那里的游轮挺不错 Lovely cruise by all accounts.
我去 Bloody hell!
你在干什么？ - What are you doing?!
给我听着 年轻人 - Now, you listen here, young man,
我有时候会有点奇怪的爱好 I'm all for a bit of kinky every now and then,
但我坚决反对暴力 but I draw the line at violence!
我想我要晕了 Think I'm going to faint.
他们在哪？ - Where are they?!
赶紧说 You tell me now!
他们一小时前离开了 - Well, they left about an hour ago,
我不知道这有什么关系... but I don't see what's that got to do--
妈的 - Fuck it!
别忘了向你的朋友们宣传一下我们 - Don't forget to tell your friends about us!
“露点”旅店 “口交杯”获奖旅社 The Nip Slip, Blowie Award winning establishment
充满了快感和… 妈的 of pleasure and rela, oh, fuck it.
-不 - No.
哦 不 Oh, no.
不 No.
啊 那 Ah, that's--
那是什么？ What's that?
空中铁匠乐队 - Aerosmith.
不 我是说那声音 - No, no, that noise!
什么？ - What?
仪表盘上有一盏灯一直闪 - There's a light flashing on the dashboard.
哦 那可能没什么大不了 - Oh, that, that's probably nothing.
哦 Oh.
呃 我觉得这可能有点问题 Well, actually, that could be something.
好吧 那快停车啊 - Well, quick, pull over!
赶紧停车啊 你这二逼 Get on the hard shoulder, you fucking fuck stick!
好的 - All right.
哦 天哪 Oh, Jesus Christ.
蓄电池没电了 The battery's dead.
哦 真奇怪 - Oh, how strange.
应该是某个人不停地 It's almost like someone wasted it
切他妈的电台广播导致的 trying to choose a fucking radio station!
你！ You!
好像有人来了 - I think I've got a bite!
你们要去杜斯伯里附近吗？ You going anywhere near Dewsbury?
什么？ - What?
杜斯伯里 - Dewsbury.
我特么才昏过去一个小时 - Can I not leave you lot for more than a fucking hour
你们他妈的就把事情搞得一团糟？ and not expect you to fuck things up while I'm gone?!
哦 天哪 - Oh, God!
你们他妈的干了什么？ - What the fuck have you done?!
他们在哪？ - Where are they?
谁在哪？ - Where are who?!
哦 我的头还在痛 - Oh, my head's throbbing.
哦 妈的 - Oh, fuck's sake.
彼得 Peter!
彼得 醒醒 Peter, wake up!
哦 见鬼 我们在哪儿？ - Oh, shit. Where are we?
-哦 问得好 - Oh, brilliant fucking question!
他们在这吗？ - Are they here?
谁？ - Are who here?!
有两个人 - There was two men.
我们本来想搭个便车 We were hitchhiking.
搭个便车？ - Hitchhiking?!
他妈的搭便车？ Fucking hitchhiking?!
你是想让我们任人宰割吗？ Are you trying to get us put on the fucking register?!
我的绳子绑的不是很紧 - My ropes aren't very tight.
-哦 - Oh.
哦 那你该去投诉一下 Oh, oh, you should complain.
我想我可以解开我的手 - I think I can get my hands free!
你说他们有几个人？ - How many did you say there were?
-俩 -俩？ - Two. - Two?!
才他妈俩人？ Fucking two?!
你们可有三个人呢 And there's three of you?!
如果把我当棒子使就有四个了 Four if fucking Shrek here used me as a blunt instrument!
哦 太棒了 Oh, fucking brilliant!
你是说两个该死的路人 Are you telling me that two fucking randoms
把你们三个都打晕了？ got the better of you three?!
他们很危险 亚当 - They were dangerous, Adam!
哦 他们当然很危险 - Oh, well, they would have to be, wouldn't they,
不然怎么打得过你们三个该死的火枪手 to get the better of you three fucking musket twats!
-喂 -亚当 Oi! - Adam.
-嘿 - Hey!
你们两个 You two!
-亚当 -你们他妈的在哪儿？ - Adam. - Where the fuck are you?!
-亚当 -我想知道 - Adam. - I wanna find out
是哪两个该死的混蛋 what pair of fucking fuck Muppets
吃了熊心豹子胆 have got the fucking balloons to tie me up
把我和这三个智障 in the middle of fucking no where
绑在这鸟不拉屎的地方 with these three augmented tits!
-亚当 嘘 - Adam, shh!
瞧 - Look.
你好 老铁们 - Hi gents.
我本来打算给你们打电话的 I was meant to call you.
你好 Hello!
哦 好吧 - Oh, fair enough.
没事 没事 Oh, well, never mind.
你们一定很生气 You guys must be really angry.
哦 妈的 Oh, fuck.
哦 我的牙掉了 Oh, look, there's my crown.
没关系 Never mind.
我们一直在找你 伍兹先生 - We have been looking for you, Mr. Woods.
你懂的 临时决定放个假嘛 - You know what it's like, last minute holiday and all that.
什么？ - What?
你欠我太多钱了 - You owe me a lot of money.
哦 得了吧 - Oh, well, come on!
很多钱？ 没那么多 哪有那么多 You say a lot of money, it's not a lot of money, not really.
5万英磅 - 50,000 pounds!
5万英镑？ - 50 grand?!
你要5万英镑干什么？ - What did you need 50,000 pounds for?!
-当然有用啊 -什么用？ - Things! - What?!
总之 这些不重要 - And anyway, it doesn't really matter
我有钱还他们了 'cause I've their money.
你没钱 伍兹先生 - You do not have the money, Mr. Woods.
如果你有钱 你早就给我了 If you had the money, I think you would have given it to me.
你要把他怎么样？ - What are you gonna do to him?
他？ - Him?!
他？ Him?!
哦 谢谢你们几个 Oh, thanks a fucking bunch!
这么多年的兄弟 真是讲义气啊 That's solidarity, that is, right there!
他说得对 伍兹先生 - He's right, Mr. Woods.
-是啊 说得对 什么？ - Yeah, fucking right I'm, what?!
我们会把你处理掉的 伍兹先生 - We will deal with you, Mr. Woods.
你的朋友也会被处理掉 And your friends will be dealt with also.
-啥？ - Huh?!
为什么？ What for?!
你们是目击者 对我们没有好处 - Witnesses, they're not good for business.
赶紧给我解开 大笨蛋 - Fucking untie me, you spatulas!
噢 真特么绝了 Oh, for fuck's sake!
哦 下去 Oh, get off!
-你他妈的 - You fucking--
我很抱歉 - I'm so sorry.
我的天哪 Jesus Christ.
我把他打死了 I've killed him.
哦 天哪 我把他打死了 我把他打死了 Oh, my God, I've killed him, I've killed him.
我把他打死了 I've killed him.
哦 天哪 我把他打死了 Oh, Jesus Christ, I've killed him.
-不 你只是把他打昏了 - No, you've just knocked him out a bit.
他妈的赶紧解开我 笨蛋 - Fucking untie me, you fucking helmets!
这些人在跟踪我们？ - Those men, they were following us?!
我不知道 - I don't know.
也许吧 Maybe.
他们可能会杀了我们 兄弟 - They could've killed us, mate!
他们是危险的歹徒 - They are dangerous gangsters!
还是俄罗斯来的 And Russian!
你应该告诉我们的 亚当 - You should've told us, Adam!
好吧 我很抱歉 - Look, all right, I'm sorry.
什么？ - What?
我他妈很抱歉 - I'm fucking sorry!
你确定他没死吗？ - Are you sure he isn't dead?
虽然我不想自夸 Because I don't want to sound big-headed or anything,
但我确实打了他一闷棍 but I did actually hit him quite hard.
你力气没那么大 伙计 - It really wasn't that hard, mate.
-好吧 嘎子 你应该很惊讶 - Well, look, Gaz, you would be surprised.
我关键时刻超强的 I can be quite strong sometimes.
我真的狠狠地给了他一闷棍 所以 I might have hit him really hard, actually, so--
去你的 只是拍了一下而已 - Fuck's sake, it was barely a flick.
他可能是无聊到晕过去了 He probably fainted from boredom.
-不 你不准说三道四 - No, actually, you don't get to talk!
因为这都是你的错 You don't get to talk because it's your fault
那里面躺着一个不知道是死是活的人 someone may or may not be lying dead in there
就因为你真他妈的坑 瞧你这鸟样 because you're a bad friend and a fucking shit face!
有车啦 - Jackpot!
太好了 - Yes.
欢迎来到杜斯伯里
这地方不错 It's so nice.
-不 不怎么样 - No, it's not.
我很紧张 亚当 - I'm nervous, Adam.
对 我也是 - Yeah, me too.
如果弗兰基变成了一个 Hey, what if Frankie's turned into
彻头彻尾的混蛋呢? a complete prick or something?
嘎子 - Gaz.
你不能这样说快死的人 You can't say that about dying people.
弗兰基不是那样的人 - Frankie's not like that.
他还会跟以前一样 He'll be the same.
哦 不管了 Oh, fuck it.
人都上哪去了？ - Where is everyone?
也许他们家被人偷了 - Maybe they're being burgled.
或者门开着 - Or maybe the door's open
是有什么更正常的理由 because of something more reasonable?
听着 我们需要礼貌一些 Look, we need to be a bit respectful.
他身体不太好 He's not well.
他可能很累 He's probably tired.
胡扯 - Bollocks!
就算他秃顶 骨瘦如柴 He might be bald and skinny,
但我还是历经千辛万苦来见这个娘娘腔了 but I've been through hell and back to see that gimp.
弗兰基 约瑟夫 布登 你这最后的传奇 Frankie Joseph Budden, you terminal legend.
不 - No.
不 No.
他们家被人偷了吗 彼得？ - Have they been burgled, Pete?
彼得？ Pete?
你们来晚了 - You just missed him.
他昨天早上去世了 He died yesterday morning.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我以为我们还来得及 - I thought we had longer.
他坚持的时间比我们预期的还要长 - We had longer with him than we thought we would.
我们很走运了 We were lucky.
他… - Did he...
我是说 他 I mean, was it--
嘎子 他走的很平静 - Gaz, it was peaceful.
葬礼在周末举行 The funeral's at the end of the week.
你们应该留下来 You should stay.
这周末？ - End of the week?
这么快？ So soon?
-他早已安排好了后事 - He had everything planned out, paid for.
拖下去也没意义了 不是吗？ No point hanging about, eh?
亚当 孩子 你没事吧？ Adam, son, are you all right?
他也很想撑下去 He tried holding on.
非常想 He did.
他真的很想见你们 He really wanted to see you.
梅兰妮明天回来 Melanie's coming back tomorrow.
她肯定很想见见你们 I'm sure she'd like to meet you all.
谁是梅兰妮？ - Who's Melanie?
他老婆 - His wife.
他们深爱着彼此 - They loved each other so much.
天啊 我希望泰米会记得他 God, I hope Tammy remembers him.
谁是泰米？ - Who's Tammy?
他们的女儿 - Their girl.
熊孩子 就像她爸爸一样 Little tyke, just like her dad.
亚当 Adam.
-嘿 - Hey!
嘿 Hey!
你上哪去？ - 我回家
你不能走 回来
-回来 你个混蛋 - 滚蛋
你个没用的家伙
-我不想这么做 - I don't want to do this.
-为什么不？ - Why not?
那是他的妻子 She's his wife.
见见她应该挺好的 It'll be nice to meet her.
我就是不想 - I don't want to do it.
-你怎么了？ - What's wrong with you?
虽然你很伤心 但这是在犯傻 There's upset, and there's just plain dickheadery.
很高兴见到你们 - It's nice to meet you.
弗兰基经常提起你们 Frankie spoke about you all the time.
他爱你们这些兄弟 He loved you boys.
他很希望和你们重新聚聚 He always meant to, to reunite.
然后他就被诊断出癌症 Then he was diagnosed.
抱歉 Sorry.
我们已经竭尽全力赶来了 - We tried to get here on time.
没关系 - It's fine.
他知道你们在努力赶来 He knew you were trying.
只是 恶化的速度很快 It's just, it escalated quite quickly.
抱歉 Sorry.
在他去世前的那个晚上 他在看这个 He was watching this, the night before he died.
他说你们也应该看看 He said you should watch it.
我们的学年集会？ - Our end of year assembly?
二年级的？ - From our second year?
我想是的 - I think so.
你们想看吗？ Do you want to watch it?
是的 是的 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
去他妈的叶子 - Fucking leaves.
这东西怎么还在？ Why does this even exist?
我记得那个 - I remember that.
瘀伤好几个星期都没好 I had bruises for weeks.
友谊的伤痕 - Friendship bruises.
弗兰基在笑什么？ - Why was Frankie laughing?
他看起来真的很高兴 - He looks really happy.
听起来有点傻 - It sounds a bit silly,
但是当他说起你们 说起你们做的一切 but I was always got a bit jealous when he talked about you,
我总是有点嫉妒 about all the things that you did.
哦 我们做了很多蠢事 - Oh, we did so much shit.
但居然从未被抓住过 Surprised we never got caught.
是啊 - Nah.
瞎捣蛋可是弗兰基的强项 Frankie was too clever for that.
这东西开始录了吗？ - Is this fucking thing recording now, or what?
嗨 兄弟们 Hello, lads.
首先 你们来得真特么晚 First things first: you're really fucking late.
很遗憾 伙计们 Not winning, boys.
你们这些混蛋 You are shit.
我不确定你们是否会看到这个视频 I'm not sure if you will see this video.
如果你们能够快点 I mean, if you hurry your asses up
准时到这 你们就不用看了 and get here in time, you won't have to.
但是如果你们在看这个视频 But if you are watching this video,
好吧 那就意味着你们来晚了 well, then it means you probably didn't make it in time.
我知道 I know.
我看起来很糟糕 对吗？ I look like shit, don't I?
一个大秃驴 A big bald fucking baby.
不过没事 毕竟我得了癌症 That's all right, I have cancer.
好吧 我真的很想再见到你们 Okay, so, really wanted to see you all again.
真的很想 I really did.
我不知道为什么我之前不多打几个电话 I don't know why I didn't phone more,
或者和你们碰几次面 or why we didn't meet up.
也许生活有时就会这么突然把你带走 Guess life just kind of carries you away sometimes, don't it?
我有几句话想说 So, there is a few things that I wanted to say.
好的 嘎子 Okay, Gaz.
这些话我很难说出口 但是… There's no real easy way for me to say this, but...
你老婆基本上一直在给你戴绿帽 Well, basically, your wife has been cheating on you.
很遗憾 伙计 Sorry, mate.
当然 这也解释了艾蕾是怎么来的 And, of course, you know, that explains Elle.
好的 就这样 Right, anyway.
斯麦西 Smithy.
斯麦西 老铁 Smithy, mate.
你他妈真的超棒 You are fucking top.
说真的 伙计 Mean that, bud.
炒鸡棒 You're fucking top.
别去管别人怎么说 Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
你就是个天才 You're fucking brilliant.
别去管亚当 他是个傻逼 Ignore Adam 'cause he's a bellend.
你知道吧？ You know?
和梅兰妮说一声 And also talk to Melanie.
她会给你介绍一些她的朋友 She'll give you some numbers of a few of her mates.
但是别抛媚眼 Just don't leer.
你很喜欢抛媚眼 伙计 Yeah, you're a leerer, mate.
别这样 Stop it.
女人不喜欢这种动作 Girls don't like that shit.
彼得 Peter.
彼得 彼得 彼得 Peter, Peter, Peter.
少穿点针织背心 好吗? Just wear less knitted vests, yeah?
少穿点针织背心 Just wear less knitted vests.
天天穿那种衣服对你没好处 伙计 They don't do anything for you, mate.
只会让你看起来像个饥饿的图书管理员 They just make you look like a hungry librarian.
还像个白痴 And a prick.
我开玩笑的 兄弟 I'm only joking, mate.
爱你 Love you.
还有最后一个人 亚当 And last but by no means least, Adam.
我会永远记得 I'll always remember--
不 不 - No, no.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
哦 他不太会用录影机这类东西 - Oh, he never had a clue what he was doing with this sort of thing.
我很抱歉 亚当 I'm sorry, Adam.
没关系 - It's fine.
没关系 It's fine.
也许我们该… Maybe we should just...
也许我们该走了 Maybe we should probably just go.
你能告诉理查德我们一会儿就回吗? - Can you tell Richard we won't be long?
我们需要去透透气 Just need to get some air.
我替他道个歉 Look, I'm sorry about him.
他只是现在太难过了 He's really not taking it very well.
没关系 真的 - It's fine, really.
亚当 我们都爱过他 - Adam, we all loved him.
弗兰基和亚当以前是一对吗？ - Were Frankie and Adam boyfriends?
我讨厌露营 - I hate camping.
我们不是在露营 - We're not camping.
不是吗？ - No?
我们围着篝火 睡在野外 Sitting around a fire, sleeping outdoors?
对 这不是露营 No, you're right.
-嗯 起码比和他们呆在一起要… - Well, it's better than being in there with...
好一些 With them.
他们不像我们那样了解弗兰基 They didn't know Frankie like we did.
你是说他的妻子和父母？ - His wife and his parents?
我们了解他 - We knew him.
非常了解 We did.
无所不知 Properly.
我是在课后留堂认识他的 - I met him in detention.
认识弗兰基 Frankie, that is.
当格列佛先生离开房间去上厕所时 When Mr. Gulliver went out of the room, to the toilet,
他把他的老二放进咖啡里面 he dipped his bullocks in his coffee cup.
烫伤好几个星期都没痊愈 He had scalded bullocks for weeks after that.
我之前想着等我们到这儿 You know, I thought we might be able
也许我们能做点什么 to do something when we got here.
讲点笑话 之类的 A few jokes, or something.
就像以前一样 Like we used to.
那是朵花吗？ - Is it a flower?
是不是太过了？ - Is it too much?
我们不是说要让人铭记吗 I thought we wanted to be remembered.
是不是太过了？ - "Is it too much"?
哦 气死我了 - Oh, fucking hell!
是啊 是有点过了 - Yeah, just a smidge.
一群混蛋 - Fuckers.
你们还记得杰米 瑞斯科吗？ - You remember Jamie Risco?
-嗯 -记得 - Mm. - Yeah.
每星期三上科学课之前 - He used to shove my head down the toilet
他总是把我的头往马桶里塞 every Wednesday before Science.
弗兰基有一次撞见他这么做 Frankie walked in on him doing it once,
给他也这么来了一次 told Risco to do one.
他就再也没有找过我麻烦 Never ever did it again.
他总是为我挺身而出 He always stood up for me like that.
好兄弟 Top bloke.
你呢 亚当？ What about you, Adam?
你在我们上学之前就第一个认识他了 You knew him before we did, before school.
你们俩怎么认识的？ How did you two meet?
哦 说来话长了 - Oh, for fuck's sake.
嗯 他搬到离我们家几户远的地方 Well, he moved in a few doors down from us,
一天晚上 我偷了我爸的一袋烟 and one night I nicked one of Dad's fags
溜到垃圾箱附近 and took it round the bins,
他就已经在那了 and he was already there,
抽着从他妈妈包里偷来的10块钱一包的烟 smoking a 10-pack he'd stolen from his mum's handbag.
在那之后我们就形影不离了 We couldn't separated after that.
我看起来像是在哭吗？ Do I look like I'm fucking crying?!
嗯 有点 - Yes, a bit.
你哭了 You do.
我们一起来到了这里 - We made it here together.
至少我们可以和弗兰基告别 And at least we get to say goodbye to Frankie.
过程不那么顺利啊 不是吗 - Wasn't exactly straight forward, was it?
你可是连屎都掏过了啊 彼得 - You literally went through shit, Peter.
至少我没有日过卡麦克尔夫人 - Well, at least I didn't fuck Mrs. Carmichael.
好吧 - Yeah, all right.
这会比为了买辆车而摆造型拍艳照更糟糕吗？ What, and that's worse than posing in your Y-fronts to get a car?
车来了 - Cars are here.
在这个悲伤的日子我们聚集在这里 - We are gathered here on this very sad day
悼念弗兰基的一生 to celebrate the life of our brother Francis.
我相信他的父亲 理查德 I believe Francis's father, Richard,
有几句话想说 has prepared a few words to say.
-弗兰基… - Frankie was...
他一直是个让人头痛的孩子 He was a total pain in the arse mostly.
他年轻的时候 There wasn't a day went by when he was young
每天都在找人借钱或求人帮忙 when he wasn't wanting to borrow money or asking a favor.
我怀念那些日子 I loved those years.
我和他的妈妈弗朗辛 是他的厨师 Me and his mum, Francine, were his chefs,
司机 金库 他的一切助力 chauffeurs, bankers, you name it.
他总是厚着脸皮笑嘻嘻地向我们求助 And he always asked with that cheeky grin.
那个小混蛋 The little fucker.
但我们一直无法拒绝 We could never say no.
他去世的那晚 我在他身旁 I was with him the night he let go.
我能感觉到 I could tell.
他也能感觉到 He could tell.
我们的家似乎被巨大的阴影笼罩 It was like there was a big shadow over the house.
梅兰妮正给他讲述他们第一次见面时的样子 Melanie was telling him about the first time they met,
他笑着 and he was smiling.
这是他这么久以来第一次笑 It was the first time he'd smiled in ages.
弗兰基永远不会被 Frankie would never be overtaken
最终带走他的可怕疾病打败 by the horrible disease that took him in the end.
与弗兰基的妻子梅兰妮相遇的 不是癌症 The cancer didn't meet Frankie's wife, Melanie.
向她求婚 娶了她的也不是癌症 The cancer didn't propose, it didn't marry her.
小泰米的父亲 也不是癌症 The cancer wasn't the father to Frankie's daughter, Tammy.
我们的儿子绝不是癌症 The cancer wasn't our son!
弗兰基才是 Frankie was.
一直都是弗兰基 That was all Frankie.
他是儿子 Son,
是丈夫 husband,
是父亲 father,
是朋友 and mate.
儿子 我会想念你的 I'll miss you, son.
闻闻这个 - Smell that.
这是蛋黄酱还是对虾鸡尾酒？ Egg mayonnaise or prawn cocktail?
如果你分不出来的话可能就有点问题了 Frankly, it's worrying you can't tell them apart.
太巧了 不是吗？ - Mad, isn't it?
内维尔？ - Neville?!
什么？为什么？ What? Why?
这就是你要去的葬礼？ This is the funeral you were going to?
是的 - Yeah.
你知道弗兰基死了？ - You knew Frankie had died?
是的 在… - Yeah, saw it on--
脸书上看到的 - Facebook.
太巧了 不是吗？ - Mad, isn't it?
你知道弗兰基死了 - You knew Frankie had died,
但是当你看到他最好的朋友时 but you didn't think to tell his best friends
你没有想过要告诉他们？ when you saw them?
-没有 一定是忘了 - No, yeah, must've forgot.
对不起 彼得 Sorry, Peter.
你这之后要去干嘛？ What you doing after this?
-能带我一个吗？ -哦 滚开 Can I come? - Oh, fuck off!
臭傻吊！ Twat rag!
在葬礼之后 气氛缓和了些 - Everything sort of unclenches after a funeral.
悲伤的事情过去了 The sad stuff's over with,
现在大家都想做的一件事 and now the one thing everyone wants to do
就是喝酒然后忘掉这一切 is drink and forget.
清醒的人们 One thing to be said for wakes,
总有很多酒可以喝 there's always alcohol, and lots of it.
说到酒 And one thing to be said for alcohol,
对于像斯麦西这样的大胖子来说 酒精的疗效再好不过了 it's a bloody brilliant cure for big fat wusses like Smithy.
我要去找她 - I'm gonna go over to her.
好 - Right.
在你去找她之前 最好别笑得这么猥琐 Maybe try to look less murderous before you do.
-啊 - Ah.
你好吗？ All right?
你经常来这吗？ Do you come here often?
参加葬礼吗？ - To funerals?
你一定是斯麦西吧 You must be Smithy.
梅兰妮跟我说起过你 Melanie's told me about you.
是吗？ - Did she?
-嗯 - Mm.
哦 是吗？ - Oh, she did, did she?
是啊 - Yeah.
她真的说过了？ - She did?
好吧 Okay.
那她到底… What exactly did she--
等等 - Stop.
你是完全不懂吼 You're doing it all wrong.
-是啊 - Yeah.
我都还没问你名字 Look, I didn't even ask your name.
抱歉 Sorry.
我叫莎莉 - Sally.
喝一杯怎么样？ How about a drink, hey?
好啊 - Yeah.
你这该死的英国畜生 - You fucking English bastard!
妈的 - Fuck.
伊斯拉夫？ Yslav?
你没事吧 伙计？ Are you all right, mate?
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
我听不清你在说啥 - I can't hear you properly!
怎么了 我草 What, fuck!
你怎么了？ What's happened to you?!
出了点小麻烦 - There's been a little hiccup.
伊斯拉夫来了 Yslav turned up.
这是他干的？ - Did he do this?!
出了点小状况 - A little something happened.
非常小 真的 Minuscule, really.
很小 Tiny.
我的天 亚当 - Jesus Christ, Adam!
这只是个意外 - It was a fucking accident!
他自己摔倒了 He just slipped!
什么？ - What?!
这下怎么办？ What do we do?!
我们得赶紧处理掉 - Well, we need to get rid of it!
什么？ - What?!
不 No!
不 我们不能那样做 No, we can't do that!
我们得报警 We have to phone the police!
我们特么不能给警察打电话 - Oh, we can't phone the fucking police!
我会进监狱的 I'll go to fucking jail!
哦 不会的 你这是自卫 - Well, no, it's self-defense!
事实就是这样 不是吗 That's a thing, isn't it?!
他们只会口头教育你 They'll just tell you off!
口头教育我？ - Tell me off?!
你特么几岁了？ How fucking old are you?!
他们会把我和杀手凯文一起 They'll put me cupboard-sized hole
关在橱柜大小的洞里 with Killer fucking Kevin!
嘿 猪油宝宝 你要去哪？ Oi, lardy cake, where the fuck are you going?!
现在不是去火星酒吧的时候 Now is not the time for a fucking Mars bar!
-嘘 -妈的 - Shh! - Fuck!
-会被人听到的 - Someone will hear us!
他真的死了吗？ - Are you sure he's dead?
-不 嘎子 我觉得他那脑袋侧面的 - No, Gaz, I think the large fucking dent
他娘的巨大凹痕 in the side of his fucking head
是他独特的个人特么的风格 is a fucking fashion statement!
挖坑的人好像把这些落下了 - The diggers must've left these behind.
不行 - No!
-不行 -这是个墓地 彼得 No! - It's a cemetery, Peter.
-不 我们不能这么做 - Nope, we can't do this!
我和这件事没有任何关系 I am not involved in this in any way.
干得好 胖子 - Well done, fatso.
-拿个铲子 -不 伙计 我们不能这么做 Grab a spade. - No, mate, we can't do this!
亚当可能会因此坐牢的 - Adam could go to jail for this!
我绝对不会参与这件事的 - Absolutely nothing to do with it.
绝对不会 Nothing at all.
把尸体挪挪 - Let's move the body.
有很多方法可以增进感情 - There's lots of ways to bond.
参加一个周末团建活动 You could go on a team building weekend,
或者每周见面喝几次酒 or meet up for a drink a couple of times a week.
但从没听说过埋俄罗斯黑帮成员的尸体 No one's ever said that a great way of bonding
是增进感情的好方法 is to bury the body of a Russian gangster,
除非你也是个俄罗斯的… except maybe if you were a gangster.
挖得还不够深 - It's not deep enough.
黑帮分子 - From Russia.
-挖得要深点 这样狐狸才不会闻到 - It needs to be deep enough so the foxes can't smell it.
或者是 Or wherever it is
其他哪个地方的黑帮 that gangsters come from these days.
嘎子 你拿铲子的姿势不对 - Gaz, you are not holding your shovel properly!
可能来自斯托克波特这样的地方 - Probably somewhere like Stockport.
斯托克波特：英国大曼彻斯特郡的一个镇
得再挖深点 - It needs to be deeper!
你特么刚刚不是说不参与这事儿吗 - What the fuck happened to you not getting involved?!
我没有参与 - I'm not!
我只是提建议 I'm just suggest--
好 那我建议你拿着我的铲子 - Yeah, well, I suggest you take my spade
堵住你那大屁眼子 and shove it up your ass!
很好 - Brilliant!
说得好 亚当 Well done, Adam.
我们在帮你埋一个 Just the sort of attitude we need
差不多就是被你杀死的人的尸体 when we're burying the body
你就给我们这个态度 of someone you almost sort of killed!
接着说啊 混蛋 - Keep going, jizz bank.
说啊 我谅你不敢 Go on, I dare you.
别吵了 - Stop it!
你们俩都闭嘴 Both of you!
狗屎啊 亚当 少说两句吧 For God's sake, Adam, shut up!
我们这样做是为了救你狗命 We're doing this to save your ass.
彼得 你怎么不长点眼力见 And, Peter, why don't you grow a pair
帮忙把这具尸体抬起来 and help lift this body now!
不行 我可不想脏了自己的手 - I can't, I'm not involved.
特么的赶紧动！ - Just fucking do it!
我想我以后不能再和我妈住一起了 I don't think I can live with my mum anymore.
我甚至不确定自己想不想回家 I'm not even sure I want to go home.
你们怎么办？ What's everyone else gonna do?
我可能会往北走 - Well, I'll probably move up north
和其他无家可归和失业的人一样 with all the other homeless and unemployed people.
等我回去之后 我要和斯泰西好好聊聊 - I really have to have a word with Stacey when we get back.
有几件事根本说不通 There's a few things that just don't make any sense.
我觉得艾蕾不是我亲生的 I just don't think Elle's mine.
你为什么这么说 伙计? - What makes you say that, mate?
她有点黑 - She's a bit black.
嗯 那我想你得和她好好唠唠 - Um, well, I suppose, now you come to mention it.
我觉得如果父母都是白人 - And I don't think you can have a black baby
好像生不出一个黑人孩子 if both the parents are white.
对吧？ Can you?
我很遗憾 伙计 - Sorry, mate.
你有什么打算 亚当？ What about you, Adam?
我不知道 - I don't know.
回去工作吧 Go back to work.
把我剩下的破事都处理好 Sort out all the shit I left behind.
回去看看我的接待员有没有拿着订书机在办公桌前自杀 Make sure my receptionist hasn't stuck herself to the desk with a staple gun.
我们会呆在一起的 对吧？ - We'll stay together, though, won't we?
是啊 - Yeah.
当然了 - Definitely.
反正要么是你们几个 要么是内维尔 - Well, it's either you lot or fucking Neville.
好了 Come on.
我们把坑埋上 然后回家 Let's fill this fucking hole in, and get home.
我认识一个人 他的妈妈给一具尸体打了飞机 - I knew someone whose mum tossed off a dead body
就为了拿他的精子生孩子 to get the sperm and have a baby.
不 不可能 嘎子 - No you didn't, Gaz.
是的 真的 他叫比利 - Yes, I did, his name was Billy.
比利 真的吗？ - Billy, really?
那是他的真名吗？ That was his real name, was it?
你刚刚说的事情绝对不可能发生 Despite what you just said being 100% impossible?
你可以从尸体中拿到精子 - You can get sperm from a dead body.
这就是我们 And that's how we said
和弗兰基道别的方式 goodbye to Frankie.
我们原本不是这么计划的 That wasn't exactly how we planned it.
实际情况有些出入 There were definitely some differences.
比如 我们也许能在他去世之前赶到 For instance, Frankie would've actually been alive,
我们就不用把一个愤怒的俄国人的尸体 and we wouldn't have had to bury the body
埋在我们亲爱的朋友上面 of an angry Russian on top of our dear friend.
事实上 Actually, something like that
有些事注定要发生 was always bound to have happened.
但是我们已经不再是当初的那几个人了 But we walked away different men.
你应该试试 嘎子 You should try it, Gaz.
我们已经改变了 We had changed,
多亏了弗兰基 and we have Frankie to thank for that.
不 那绝不可能 Nah, that's well wrong.
不是吗？ Innit?
你不能那么做 I mean, you can't really do that.
好吧 我们的改变也没有那么大 Okay,we hadn't changed that much,
但肯定已经不一样了 but we definitely weren't the same.
对吧？ Can you?
算了 Never mind.
目的地：杜斯伯里
谨以此片纪念尼尔·迪肯森 1961-2017
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